SPAM 1st Half
Paul won the 1st Half picks. This is his 13th time winning the 1st Half title. He set the 1st Half record with 96 correct picks and increased his number of total titles to 41. Here are the final rankings:
| Name | Win | Loss | % | Rank |
| PAUL | 96.0 | 42.0 | 69.57% | 1 |
| MATTHEW | 91.0 | 43.0 | 67.91% | 2 |
| JULIE | 88.0 | 49.0 | 64.23% | 3 |
| GLORIA | 86.0 | 48.0 | 64.18% | 4 |
| SHAWN | 84.0 | 54.0 | 60.87% | 5 |
| Grand Total | 445.0 | 236.0 | 65.35% |
VFL Owners' Report
Here are the current rankings after Week 9 of the 2024 season:
| Rank | Team | Owner | Title | Previous Finish |
| 1 | Chicago Bears | Paul | Manager | CHAMPIONS!!! |
| 2 | New York Giants | Dianne | Owner | 13th |
| 3 | Philadelphia Eagles | Taylor | Owner | 2nd |
| 4 | Seattle Seahawks | Shirley | Owner | 3rd |
| 5 | Green Bay Packers | Judy | Owner | 10th |
| 6 | Cincinnati Bengals | David | Owner | 8th |
| 7 | Cleveland Browns | Holly | Owner | 4th |
| 8 | New Orleans Saints | Linda | Owner | 12th |
| 9 | New England Patriots | Jennifer | Owner | 6th |
| 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers | Zoey | Owner | 9th |
| 11 | Los Angeles Rams | Julie | Manager | 14th |
| 12 | Indianapolis Colts | Gloria | Manager | 5th |
| 13 | Denver Broncos | Matthew | Manager | 11th |
| 14 | Dallas Cowboys | Jordan | Owner | 7th |
